He should have been more like that huge hillbilly who just got out of prison.

Yes/No
Or What?
Go Away
Please Come Back Later
*Fuck You Asshole*
Fuck You

Would the fourth movie in the trilogy be You're a Mean One, or Ten Foot Pole?

I'd say that H.P. Lovecraft fits in that category, although strangely enough his stories don't get made into kid's movies.

I was wondering how many "The Shallows" mentions and Lively swimsuit pictures this article was going to cram in.

Despite being a kid's film, the first thing that pops to mind when I hear "BFG" is "Big F*cking Giant".

Haven't there been multiple "Secret Wars" (in addition to the two original ones back in the 1980s)? You may need to narrow it down, unless it applies to all of them (!!).

"No, Scout, look at all the dead mockingbirds in the room. He was gas poisoned by Boo Radley before he was shot. It was… MURDER!"
(New action/adventure crime procedural coming this fall!)

I'm waiting for the day when the publishers decided to do a 2-year time skip as a Big Event, and after a year of comics decide to do a hard reboot, nullifying that year of comics and ensuring that the readers never find out the entire story of what happened during the 2-year time skip.

But the Star Wars comes with free yogurt!

"It" didn't make us fear clowns.
It just reminded us of the fear that was always there.

Having Shane say that Bryan "shouldn't get into spats with the talent" allows them to play that card later, even if they decide not to.

I still haven't seen it, but the Wikipedia article is encouraging that was good.

But still better than the Greasy Disco.

I thought he was the swim instructor.
"If your kids normally sink in the water, after one of my lessons I'll get THEM TO FLOAT!"

I think that nuke scene is brilliant.
Too bad it wasn't part of another movie, that I actually want to watch again.

Tagline: "Don't tell me, 'cause she'll make you hurt!"

I'll wait for the sequel: Don't Fart
"Now he can hear AND smell you!"

Ben-Hur: Vampire Hunter would have been interesting.

The difference is that the people who made Cabin in the Woods (including Avengers director Whedon) saw that Hemsworth had the capabilities to be a good Thor (leading man presence, telegenic warmth, and humor), and encouraged him to try out.