You've seen sentient trash? Put down the PCP breh.

"the greatest voice of our generation, Dr. Chester Bennington, died today."

you added an extra "cl-" and "-ics" to the front and back of "ass"

nope

you're right. Rap-rock rulez.

true, it should be a given that they were terrible. No need to state the obvious.

Those wounds, evidently, did not heal

I'm sure MacFarlane got all his bad ideas out with Dads, Ted, A Million Ways to Die in the West, that shitty standards album, the Cleveland show, American Dad, and Family Guy…so The Orville has got to be good, right? Right??

Why do 99% of internet comments have to be overly maudlin? It's like if you have to tackle a depressing topic, like talking about your grandpappy's role in a war, odds are the content is going to be painted in treacle.

My grandfather was also at Dunkirk. I asked him about it once and he threw a bottle of Jack at my head and screamed "GET AWAY FROM THE BUSHES BILLY!"

…what are you talking about?

Daddy likes

Man, if that's the logic…give me half his salary and I'll just pontificate about absurd parenting writings to really bring in the hate. First article: "C-Section Scars: The Graffiti Of A Infant Bound for Hate Crime"

Jeff Baker after sending in the article to AV Club: "Ahh, the piece de resistance. This may be my ticket to the big leagues."

Hey Kid Rock, make like Joe C and stop existing

Doctor Who cares?

you've been sitting in this car here now for days?

Prince around 8 times

Ooh, I think I'll pass!

Does the Leftovers get better after Season 2? I thought the second season was overwrought arty wankery and decided to forgo the third.