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MelZetz
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nah, pretty much on the money

holy hell this is a shitty ass song

Chris Farley said it best…KILL WHITEY!!!

Fuckin' white people, am I right?

I think you're confusing "best" with "most ridiculous." The operatic parts are cheesy and silly as all hell.

The fact that people can enjoy this song while not drunk or stoned off their asses continually blows my mind.

What in God's name are you talking about?

No, no it isn't

The only other person I know who complains about "top 40 garbage" and bitches about everyone else's awful music taste is my 16 year old cousin. I should introduce you two…you could argue Kid A vs. Amnesiac until the cows come home!

Let me guess, you think Tool is the greatest band to have ever existed?

You've made this weak-ass argument like 3 times already on any article that mentions Haim. Get over it.

I've got nipples Focker, can you milk me?

Gay is gross huh? Wow, homophobe much?

I'd much rather see the Central Perk Six series featuring all of the Friends cast but instead of clothes, they're wearing nothing…and they're all gay for each other.

WRONG! THIS IS A PERFECT MARRIAGE! I KNOW THIS BASED ON NOTHING BUT RANDOM SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS!

"The fact is that many people - and I'm sorry guys, but I actually mean "men" - just cannot function well on their own. I guess they become overwhelmingly lonely when they lose their wives; I don't know…"

Now he's just got to work on his six-pack. And by the looks of things, it looks like he has already downed it along with six Big Macs and an Oreo smoothie.

I'm familiar with women who don't talk like a pre-teen girl & use saccharine phrases to describe their love life. Maybe if I was Jerry Lee Lewis I'd be more receptive.

"my funny hunny"

Artwave - Bone Phone
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Little Añus - 30 Inches To Freedom
The Undercuts - Underneath My Zipper
The Zoldiers of Zenon - II: The Zequel
T-Mobile.gov - Me and My Little Drumset
Natural Soap - 1+2+3+4=Jesus