Yes, every Cherlytte should be spelled differently but pronounced exactly the same.

Isn’t ‘Heathers’ a very pre-Columbine work anyway? Making JD the protagonist can’t really mean the same thing it did.

Newpppppp, it’s still rich straight skinny blond girls and football players at the top of the food chain... except the girls contour and wear fake lashes now.

Yuck. Heathers was the kind of lightning in a bottle weirdness that always sucks when people try to reboot it.

Nah.

It should be called “Madisons” or “Taylors”.

“What if ‘oppressed’ people were the true bullies, huh? Makes you think!”

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.

Wait, people really say they’re a Texan first? Are they the same people who scream about disrespecting the flag, or Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the anthem?

If you live anywhere near the Gulf of Mexico, a sea, you know these situations can and do occur. I want to know why these elderly and shaky people were not immediately evacuated. They are supposed to be safe. They can’t do it themselves.

Katrina II: The Legend of FEMA’s Gold.

I’m so glad everyone is safe but this shouldn’t have happened in the first place. The young, old and sick should’ve been evacuated right away.

Legit. I used to really like him but if he runs for president I will be done with him. Dude, just because you’d be an improvement over the last guy (who is about the worst person for the job except for maybe David Duke) doesn’t mean you should give it a shot. We need to get back to people with fucking policy…

I’M glad anti-domestic violence activists are coming out agsinst it. Any person of color releasing this would have been labeled a violent thug but i guess its not threatening coming from this Aryan goddess and Breitbart fave.

The whole thing reminds me of when Brittany the ditzy cheerleader on Daria went goth for an evening.

Does “All of THE sudden” bother anyone else but me?

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”