I called my Republican representative’s office after because I couldn’t get through before...after my first brief point on why this bill is a tragedy what did the man on the phone interrupt me to say?

Seriously. Is architecting a word now? It should not be. I was under the impression architects create, design, and lots of other verbs that weren’t made up for a pyramid scheme high pressure sales pitch or a knock off Succesories poster.

I don’t qualify for pediatric care but I really want to go to that dentist.

I was feeling sad Weekly World News isn’t at the grocery store check out any more but there’s good news. They have a web page!

Big yes on the new parents and TV - there was a time when I dreamed of seeing something without cartoons, puppets, or earnest adults trying to communicate on a kid level or acting like overgrown kids. I still have nightmares about Dora and Diego and their goddamn annoying voices.

The historical costume aspect and seeing how someone else would imagine the books draws me in to the shows every time.

I don’t remember if it was book 4 but there was a point where I was out of patience with them too. I think it was when it seemed like there was an excessive focus on rape and it seemed to be a little more fetishistic about it than I was looking for. Even accounting for historical differences and the occasional…

I feel much better now that I have an explanation for loving regular Reeses but having an undying obsession with the eggs.

I know I’m a random stranger on the internet and this doesn’t solve anything but for whatever it’s worth I hope things get better and soon. I’m thinking of you and your children.

I honestly don’t remember the cost but we got married in Spring so not only were tulips, my favorite flower, in season they were also cheap so we could have a lot.

Agree - I think some people view “it’s a prank,” as a get out of jail free card for acting like an idiot.

I am terrified of ET too. I hate that scary little bastard.

My sister was the one who suggested them after her kid got lice. It was basically buy this so you don’t have to suffer like we did. We have used two different ones but they both worked so I think it is just having some minty tea tree action and you’re good.

If I made a list of every skin cream, leggings, and tote bag seller I know and did a shot for each one I would die from alcohol poisoning.

We have gone through two lice outbreaks unscathed thanks to the herbal sprays. I’ve also heard you can put a little tea tree oil in the shampoo bottle.

I refuse to spend that much on a tshirt for someone who is still learning to eat.

That should be we’re saving for college

I don’t know if this qualifies as a horror story but it was bizarre...

I have no desire to be a child again but I’d like to try being an adult in my childhood time. I am ancient so we’re talking late 70s and the 80s. I think it stems from a vivid memory of my best friend’s mom with her hair pulled back with a scarf, circa 1978 feminist slogan bumper sticker on her station wagon with…

I don’t remember this one but just looking at it makes me mad.