Anyone who's graduated the 4th grade and refers to horoscopes or astrological signs doesn't even get an eye roll. They just stop existing (as far as I'm concerned).

RE: "I seriously cannot imagine how bad that wound is for the blood to seep through in ten seconds."

Sentient Reddit…great line. The Angry Dork is not a good look (Dan!). This guy is a huge pile of misplaced self-esteem, and you can sense straight women all over the world watching this and saying "Not in a million years, not with a gun to my head". As awful as Captain Caveman Rodney was, Dan was the worst. …

The worst thing about the internet is these kind of half-assed "articles" where there's just a few sentences teasing a video; no actual questions are answered, no positions taken. Just save yourself the self-respect and post a link to YouTube without any further pretend "content". Buzzfeed garbage does not belong on…

I find things like this distracting too (and specifically this, last night). I think to most people we just seem like cleft anuses*. But I can't get past it.

They are not "women's magazines". They are "idiot's magazines". My female friends read the New Yorker.