There’s a pretty good craft beer stand at BC Place Stadium near Section 245, which is populated by an inordinate number of babies.

Bugs? Are you kidding me? Please.

If your daughter would love the hockey puck so much, why is she not at the game with you?

Go ahead and crush that kid’s dream. And when your daughter sees on TV what you did, crush hers too. She’ll never look at you the same again.

Timbers are everything the MLS needs. Except maybe names. But maybe even not names.

What your kid doesn’t know won’t hurt them.

Still milder than the spikes that Darren Sharper dished out.

And if it was my kid who’s dreams you crushed you’d be missing some teeth when you presented that puck to your little princess.

When I was 8 or 9 years old in the early 80’s my father took my to a Colorado Rockies hockey game and a slapshot was redirected right into my shoulder leaving a huge bruise. I don’t remember if I got the puck but immediately we were escorted down into some medical area and a short time later they took me to meet the…

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

Hi, Jeb!

I, for one, am glad that this primary season has taught me that no matter what ridiculously provably-false string of nonsense comes out of my mouth, e.g. “I truly feel that the greatest threat to our country is the return of the space aliens who emerged from my penis in 1965 to build the Washington Monument to…

The situation ended when Tomsula told Davis to pretend like the issue was a football and drop it.

How did they get Pete Carroll to agree to do this?

Maybe the Redskins can hire Yankovic to imitate a competent head coach.

Are we sure that’s him? I mean, the guy in the video got a rebound.

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

Given that the most notable moment of the one of the Democratic campaign has been the candidate calling for a move to the metric system, I would think not.