In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

A true American Hero

Yup. And they had timeouts too. Just call one. Get your shit figured out if you’re confused.

“Rashad, don’t score. I’ve got the Cowboys D in my FanDuel league, and I could win $500 here.”

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

You know, I agree Coughlin and the staff bears much of the blame here.... but I’d think that Eli Manning — a QB with two Super Bowl rings, a decade of NFL experience, and the 5th highest-paid player in the league — shouldn’t need a coach to tell him “if the pass isn’t there on 3rd down, eat the ball inbounds”....

Why would anyone tell Rashad not to score? That doesn’t even make sense. If he scores, it’s a two-possession game with about a minute left, and it’s over.

He was just indicating how many of his feet were claimed by diabetes.

Dallas got the kickoff and started at their 28. That’s 27 yards of a gift AFTER the FG instead of running on 4th AFTER the incompletion stop clock AFTER the 20 second gift by not waiting to snap on the “clock reset” play. Dallas doesn’t need gifts, their owner is rich! As a Giants fan I am ashamed this morning.

Pete Carrol thinks it was a great call.

You're assuming Tom Coughlin is aware of the Internet or that he knows what to do with that doohickey.

Worst part is that the Cowboys shit the bed all night, just trying to give the Giants the game. And this Giants team isn’t very good and likely won’t be handed too many more easy victories like this one. So, they’ll probably go 9-7 and win the Super Bowl.

My coworker who is a Giants fan put it thusly: “The worst part wasn’t the loss. The worst part was knowing from the first play of the game that this is probably how it was going to end.”

Four extra points were missed today (so far).

I thought that they were going to make the overtime rule that if the kicking team tried an onsides kick then the game would immediately revert to classic sudden death where the recieving team could end it on the first possession with a field goal. But I just read the rules and I was wrong. However, if the kicking team…

What the hell are you doing, lady?

Well that was completely necessary what with the threatening way he was standing perfectly still and all.

Decline in the integrity of sports? When was this magical time that professional athletes didn't cheat?