It has no real effect on you. You have nothing to cope about just shut the fuck up instead.

Well duh, he’s a boxer. Those are best dogs in the whole wide world yes they are yes they are.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

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Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

aka “first”

I felt like a salmon swimming upstream today trying to get to work. Fucking suburban kids pouring in and clogging the sidewalks. Where’s a truancy officer when you need one?

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

It was actually an employee and not an investor. Which makes it worse. Holmes’ response to his death makes her seem soulless.

Except for the guy she drove to suicide.

Also, stay in school, kids, stay in school.

And now you know why your kids need to hear the word “no” and be allowed to fail every so often.

yo, Holmes! Smell ya later!

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

Damn and here I thought he was varicose to making a return.

yahoo is the site I used to use when I wanted to sign up for something that I didn’t want to give my actual email to. on behalf of the 10 million people who each did this 20 times, I am mildly concerned.