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OH. MY. GOD. I honestly don't know whether to feel pity for you or be absolutely thrilled that you managed to avoid being possibly horrifically murdered by that thing posing as an actual human being. Like, holy fuck, that actually makes me afraid for the woman he's with now.

I have a black cat who moves almost silently and does not stop swishing in front of me at all times. I don't even feel bad about nailing her anymore, and I'm halfway convinced that she likes it. She also had a fascination with flushing toilet water when she was a young'un, so if she saw the opportunity to sneak into

Actually, there is a kind of visceral satisfaction in taking the high road when someone is very clearly trying to goad you into sinking to a certain level. I can't even tell you how thrilling it is to deal with someone who is obviously trying to elicit a negative reaction from you by completely undermining their goal,

OH MY GOD YES

It really is super cute. Gina is great and Rogelio absolutely kills me in every one of his scenes. And I hadn't really thought about it until I started watching Jane, but I didn't realize how much I missed those kinds of Gilmore Girls-ish shamelessly girly shows.

Everything about this story is completely fucked, but I can't get over how unsettlingly cold his eyes are. I usually can't stand it when people say someone just "looks like the type of person who would do something like that", but if I've ever seen an example of someone who truly does give off that vibe it's this dude.

I feel pretty much the same way. I've always wanted to have children of my own, but random stranger children either kind of freak me out or just bore me. I'm also the youngest out of all of my cousins who are all starting to have children, and the incessant attention I'm expected to show to all of these children on

Jesus, I don't know if that kid is more in need of a psychologist or an exorcist.

Not a misandry gif but it seemed appropriate.

Everything about this look screams Courtney Stodden to me.

I use Purpose Dual Treatment Moisture Lotion. It's SPF 15 and does wonders for my super sensitive skin. I've actually gotten complimented on my skin more than once since I started using it, it keeps my skin moist for the entire day and is super cheap.

I totally agree. He really humanizes a character that could very easily fall flat with the audience, and he manages to make me still like Adam as a character when the objective part of my brain constantly tells me he's a jackass.

I completely get how you feel like you look the same after your weight loss, I feel the exact same way. I didn't lose as much as you, but when I look in the mirror I still honestly see no difference in my body. Weirdly the only time my weight loss feels real is when I see pictures of myself, I can actually see an

Ugh, Sheriff Lamb got fired from his job for sexual assault?

OMFG, that is probably my favorite VM scene of all time. I love that Logan, for all his faults, is completely the most ride or die motherfucker in the entire series. Also I just love the entire setup, when you see Logan smashing up the cop car it's a completely puzzling moment, and then everything completely comes

Agreed. I get the sinking feeling that he chose his specific profession because it allowed him access to children who had no one to protect them and who he could abuse in an environment that he controlled. I'd be shocked if this was his first victim.

I saw this movie a few weeks ago with my mom, mostly because I lent her my Veronica Mars DVD's this summer and now she's all about anything involving Kristen Bell. But I have to say I really enjoyed it and really appreciated the fact that it didn't go for a lot of the really tired kids-movie tropes. I loved that it

Okay, I'll admit that I have been this asshole before. I work as a waitress, and one time two black women who looked to be about a generation apart came in. At some point I referred to the older woman as the younger woman's mother, and they laughed and told me they were coworkers. Now I obviously don't think of myself

What makes me so angry about all of these hazing related injuries and deaths is that I, random college graduate with no experience in fraternities/sororities whatsoever (seriously, I've literally been to one frat party in my entire life and that's it), can think of at least a dozen silly/embarrassing/weird "hazing

Until this redirected from Gawker to Jalopnik I thought this was an article about Danica McKellar, and I couldn't for the life of me figure out how anyone could make fun of Danica McKellar.