So you actually picked up one that you know to be legitimate and compared it to one you highly suspect to be fake? Really? Yeah you’ll have to forgive me if I see that for the lie that it is. You said they are indistinguishable in hand but you never actually said you were legitimately comparing them with the…

What you call price inflation is just your ignorance showing in an ugly exercise of rationalizing your behavior.

”No sin is gonna go unpunished.”

Yes, why don’t flood victims just act like rational consumers and comparison shop for the best deal on water between price gougers? Let the free market decide who dies of thirst!

Now I can pretend my choice to remain childless is because I’m a bold environmentalist and not because I can’t stand those little shits.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

It’s just a cartoon!