its not about a monkey, a wolf, and a lizard that get transformed into giant monsters - its people who get transformed into giant monsters that look like a monkey, a wolf, and a lizard.

Really looking forward to what looks like Sam's new Prince/The Weeknd persona.

Can we talk about how fan-service isn't always a good idea, both artistically and financially? Terminator Genysys, I'm looking at you.

Ahem, I think you mean Gob and its "I've made a HUGE mistake"

FWIW, the song is titled "Every Breath You Take"

"Lounging semi-nude on a temple set that looks like something out of a porno, or maybe an orientation film at a discount day spa,"

These were definitely made for the production—they were making the rounds during the theatrical release. Not sure why these are back.