Because ‘it’s too soon’. That magical time that’s never defined but used often to make sure people shut up about it.

“There’s a moon in the sky. It’s called the Moon!”

Oh, sure! Doesn't everybody like to call out their partner's name during sex?

The world was not exactly clamoring for less Photoshopping of Lena Dunham.

Turn down the sound and keep this song going.

Pure Michigan.