No hanging head necessary! He's great!

Me too. I adore him.  Foo Fighters has been my favorite band forever. 

Judge you for having a thing for one of the most legitimately successful musicians around?

I felt like I just attended a clinic on how to kill someone with kindness.

I found someone who could replace her, and they’re cheap!

I’ll just leave this right here; he may not be the best drummer, but generally all round good guy, and does stuff like this;

I know this is an extreme reaction, but I think more people need to be prosecuted. Paltrow is a criminal snake oil saleswoman. This family is extremely stupid and also maybe criminal.

When you spray, you should hum this song because I think the bugs hate getting constantly confused with this Latinx superstar.

Meghan McCain is what happens when a mediocre white girl with a powerful father doesn’t hear shut up enough growing up. The fact that she’s making it pay is almost admirable, since most women like Meghan McCain are hitching up their overwashed leggings while trying to decide between the “It’s Wine O’Clock” sign and…

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom

Just to put into perspective how dominant Simone Biles truly is: she went out of bounds on one floor routine pass and put both hands down on a landing on another floor routine pass AND STILL BEAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE MEET. Her level of difficulty is so beyond everyone else in gymnastics she can literally do…

What I saw: runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom. Magical!

Daughter’s ashes? Daughter? See, the problem is that they do not see BIPOC as human. See also:  Animals, Savages.  

You are losing the argument when the response is “Well Trump did it”. Now Trump is the standard for analyzing a free press?

In dysfunctional families, the one that sees the damage and leaves is always the one that’s blamed and scapegoated.

“Full disclosure: I am some twisted fan of bizzaro Jesus, racist as hell, ignorant of conservative values, a Trumpist, and too fat to storm the Capitol steps.”

Tammy Larmin would be trying to get a job at a Foot Locker if she hadn’t discovered wingnut welfare.

The fake outrage and indignation is soooo cliché but you know the storm off is performative when they come back milliseconds later, demanding an apology for their continued participation!

He is a real one.

“I got a good night’s sleep. I slept well because I didn’t do anything to anybody. And I was a good friend, no matter what came toward me, I was a good friend.”