So basically when the audiobook drops; he will get another grammy.

They should have been pepper sprayed, and had their fucking asses kicked, and be banned from Target for life.

I don’t often throw the term around but they are seriously #buttmad

In a nutshell, mad at her for not “complying”.

I give bunches of candy to each kid, they come up and expect one piece of candy and suddenly they get handfuls. My neighborhood has small numbers of kids each year so the cost is minimal. And most disinterested are going for quantity rather than quality. 

I agree.  A friend of my younger son invited us to go trick or treating in her neighborhood which is filled with rich people.  My son was bummed out by the full size candy bars because he wanted stuff like Skittles, Laffy Taffy and Nerds.

Rub Dijon on a swordfish steak and grill it up. So good!

I know that my Man spends waaaay more time in the bathroom than I do. Don’t let anyone tell you that women are the vain ones.

He looks like he’s really having fun, but the most emotion he’s ever gotten from me was when Tyler Perry made him wear this....whatever.

Basic Beige. And his past constant “baby girl” utterings on Criminal Minds. He paints Blackness by the numbers in his demeanor. 

Everything about his look is just too perfect. Like he uses a protractor and a compass to get his beard just so. I’m also guessing he expects women to say thank you when he walks by. 

For me, it’s the overly-groomed eyebrows. Everybody has them now and they all gross me out.

So if I have problems with my royalties and the way you keep your books I can stop by when?

Ain’t no hypocrite like an evangelical hypocrite coz an evangelical hypocrite don’t quit!

I wonder if, during whatever passes for sexual passion between Ivanka and Jared, she’s called him Daddy. Awkward!

Firstly, I will admit I’m not a big fan of Megan’s music. Maybe because I’m old. But I won’t knock her for that. She’s successful, and that’s good. I can only encourage her to keep growing. I give her the same advice I gave to my two sons, that was passed on to me and my siblings from our mother (now deceased), who…

First of all, I love Meg & I am just sorry she has endured so much during this time until now, on top of losing both her grandmother and mother. I just cannot imagine the emotional and mental toll she must be feeling. I pray she is able to find rest and peace and go to therapy.

Just read the last sentence of the article...

fuck, the cities I lived in I wouldn’t even mess with the possums or the pigeons ... both are angry motherfuckers carrying grudges.  Coming out west I have learned the same attitude applies to both the large & small fauna. 

Anytime I read about failed coonin’.