Let’s remember some logos:

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

Life finds a way (to fuck.)

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

“A warmer winter meant the start of the race was moved north from Willow Lake to Fairbanks in search of snow, shifting the route largely out of the the Alaska Range, which probably made the going a little easier. It’s the second time in three years that the starting line was moved, but only the third time in the…

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

My money is on Andy Brandy Casagrande IV. Long line of winners

Boats Botes.

Wait, someone with the last name “Fartass” is a only 3-seed? The committee is corrupt.

I like Toronto–they just seem to match up worse against Cleveland than either Washington or Boston. That said, DeRozan has found another gear this year and he’s already making the silly-ass shots he’ll need to make if the Cavs ask LBJ to cover him in a series.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Its a crime that this had to come out at the same time as Zelda, I wish it’d come out the first week of January or something so it would have more time to shine.

Based on tonight, Star Wars won Best Picture. Crash did not win best Picture.

An let’s not forget most of their CL titles were founded on some questionable refereeing.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

the space military, duh