I work in produce. One thing to note is that there is usually some place in the world where your favorite produce grows, so it’s not like that ear of corn you get in January was frozen from the previous season. It probably came from Florida instead of Nebraska. With that said, be conscious of price. People flip-out…

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

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It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Love that he worries so much about how Villa should be pronounced in Spanish, but oblivious to the fact that David might sound differently, too.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

Please, mayor, your Regina is showing.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

I love how fans are chanting “USA!” as a Venezuelan punches and glove slaps a Dominican.

I’m a Toronto sports fan. It’s all I have.

Super weird that the team with the 4th best record in the regular season is in the final four.

Incredibly apt that you just got wrecked on an issue regarding kids by a user named CromartiesKidsClub.

Even when the proceeds from that museum go to providing young children with food and proper health care to help a generation of children from Madeira move off the island?

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.

I cannot be asked to care in the slightest over moments of perceived “disrespect” during national anthems at sporting events.

No, the great country that Donald Trump could one day be President of is the “real” country....takes being despised by half the world to be “real”...

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

I wonder if Billy was around in 08-09 he would’ve wrote similarly when Barca beat mighty Lyon and a Bayern that finished second in Germany to Wolfsburg on their way to cheating Chelsea out of a final appearance, or in 2010-11 when they needed a bullshit RVP red card to get past an Arsenal team that finished 12 pts…