Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

So Trump is the new resurrection of Ganon? Makes sense, we’re now living in the Dark World.

Wrong. Trump is the great calamity the legends prophesized.

To be fair, Hyrule’s royal family is really racist so they have a lot in common with the GOP.

Isn’t that the GOP’s job at this point? Fuck everything up for women and minorities? I mean the only friends they have at this point are Nazis, morons, and idiots who want to “listen to both sides” and “both sides are equally bad”?