Scarlett Johansson’s already up for the role of Lydia in the film adaptation.

As a non-American, I had to smile at your comment because it’s such an American way of viewing the issue. Whether from the left or the right, it always comes down to money. The article and a lot of the author’s critics make the point that she’s profiting from Mexicans’ pain, and your proposed remedy is that the…

*Marie Kondo looking at a Scrooge McDuckian style vault full of Yen, Euros, and dollars*

“This sparks joy.”

This is why I kill all geese on sight.

My husband and I purchased our first house together, it needed a lot of renovation work. But we got it for a pretty reasonable price because of this. It was a small house but I was totally in love with it and the backyard, it was a huge long kind of narrow backyard and definitely overgrown. We shared one fence with a…

God bless psychic Amma for hearing your soul cry out for help! She clearly loves you very much..and she saved you. I self harmed as well when I was a girl..also the result of a harsh and demanding narcissistic mother.

I thought about suicide every day. My ex told me it was probably the best thing for the children.

I guess you’re the only person on Earth who didn’t listen to Lemonade.

Ughhhhhhhhh, I know the guy accusing Katy. I believe his claims and I agree it’s sexual assault to expose someone like that, but my god he’s the worst fucking human being I’ve ever met. He’s abusive towards his friends, he’s verbally attacked my sister many times over text and kept harassing her and threatening her.…

No need to put shareholder in quotes. He was a shareholder in the very literal definition of the word. One does not have to be a shareholder to be on the board of a company. In fact, companies intentionally put non-shareholders on their boards.

someone claimed that it’s the grab-ee’s job to tell the grab-er that she doesn’t want a hug.

Details of note (at least to me):

I worked with a JW for several years and often times he would try and explain his beliefs. In order to halt the ‘sell’ I first used the, ‘I’m Catholic’ excuse which didn’t seem to faze him in the least. ‘I’m gay’ didn’t work either as he persisted in his fervor. He changed jobs and I hadn’t seen him for several months…

Legacies are the biggest ‘affirmative action’ program there is, according to a political science prof I had about 10 years ago. And no, he’s not a Marxist or anything like that.

Everything is nothing. Nothing is everything. Substance is nonentity. Nonentity is substance. Literally, “literally” doesn’t just mean literally anymore. Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. Also, the internet and social media was a mistake. 

“I was focused on the phone.  End this witch-hunt. #MakeAragulaGreatAgain”

‘I didn’t mean for my actions to upset so many people.  It is not who I am as a person.  If my wife would just listen to me like she’s supposed to she never would’ve gotten in the way of me acquiring something from her.  It’s too bad she fell down, but gravity has been very strong these days.  When we got home I…

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanlon’s Razor, with a generous side of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Not to knock the good name of the Diva Half Marathon, but I somehow believe the focus of the race was less on course logistics and more on pink shit everywhere to instagram.