My teenagers can’t even vote yet but made the astute comment that this isn’t an election, it’s an IQ test.

My career is the same as it would be if Clinton had been elected. My 401k is in the shitter thanks to the pandemic but I have 30 years before I even think about retirement.

The Jews in our group, including me, are Reform Jews and we follow the principles of tikkun olam, making it our responsibility to try to repair the world. We could not be more different that the stephen miller and ivanka/jared crew. We are taught to welcome the stranger (for we were strangers), not cage the stranger.…

I was here on Jezebel, reading articles nonstop. I was just 16 years old. In my life, I felt helpless. I came to Saturday Night Social to post profanity-laden rants about the drama of my high school life. I was stuck pretending to be friends with people who clearly had no interest in being mine, and that fact made me…

I lost my job, and am on the cusp of never having insurance again because I have so many preexisting conditions. Oh, and I lost a bunch of friends.

Now, I’m not talking pandemic related,

This is an insane, cruel, moronic comment (i.e. exactly what I would expect from a Trump supporter). A quarter of a million people have died from the pandemic—that is a quarter of a million sets of families and friends permanently deprived of a loved one. Millions more people have been infected with a disease that…

As if the pandemic is somehow not connected to Trump. Hilarious. So you’re cool with 200K + dead people so long as your 401 K performs?

I love eating my feelings. They are delicious and taste like tacos and chocolate. 

Xanax probably.

I hate it. But I have literally been eating my emotions. I am never like this. Ever. All I want to do is bake and roast comfort foods.

I’m just staring and giggling at this picture of Darwin in his Halloweenie costume.

The long dormant raver in me wants to say drug cocktail, but the reality is I’ll probably ignore the news, binge watch something stupid, and go to bed early. The last election was a 3 day anxiety attack. 

I don’t think the election will be called on Tuesday.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I need to stop refreshing 538. 

Have you ever had a dream where you could taste food in the dream? I had the weirdest dream last night where I was making a salad for my family that had orange glazed walnuts, everyone else in the dream liked the walnuts, but I thought they tasted overwhelmingly of orange oil, and I could still taste it when I woke…

Happy Halloween! Low key celebrations here. No trick or treating or group kids party like we normally do. Instead we had a very small family costume party at my parents. The tiny human was over the moon to see them & her cousins. So much better IMO as I worry when we’ll be able too see everyone again. Photos tonight…

That clerks at both places were familiar with him and like HELL NO is the scariest part to me!

Creepy gas station kid is this year’s spookiest for me. So disturbing.