“I don’t know why I got mad at Materazzi. My sister was a little slutty back then.”

Is there a less entertaining Deadpin/Screamer read than Haisley, has he ever made anyone laugh or at least not want to punch a wall in annoyance after using such bullshit words like “preternatural”? Read basketball writers or the other soccer guys and they will give you a giggle or two, not Haisley, what an asshat.

Agreed 100%! Or couples who are in different schedules (one working night shift and one working during the day). But we should totally shit on it because technology and kids these days and grumble grumble

Yeah, idk, maybe this just says something about how I’m a millennial who’s way too addicted to Buzzfeed quizzes, but I was like, “oh, this app sounds fun.”

De Jong’s rap sheet is well-documented and I’m not going to take his side on those. His nickname translates to “the lawnmower” for a reason. He’s constantly at the top of lists of most dirty and/or violent players. He clearly has frequent lapses in judgement and his opponents bear the brunt of that. No excuses for…

Spearing an opposing player: Two games.

What the fuck does “ethering” mean?

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Your writing style is so maddeningly juvenile and your tone so wildly inconsistent that it had become impossible to distinguish between snark and sincerity.

“she also copped to being a Real Madrid fan...”

Given that this guy’s got a shirt on, how sure are we that he’s a real Geordie?

Is Bobby’s criticism of this situation as annoying for women that advocate for equality as it is for me (a black man) having to put up with “well intentioned” white people that criticize, give attention to, and advocate on behalf of black people (without the necessary knowledge) over issues and topics so ridiculous,…

‘Soccer’s system, as unfair as it may seem on the surface, is good and right.’

Yes, truly it is right and good for leagues to be run in such a way that the author has to beg God for an upset to the entrenched order.

Arsenal and Spurs somehow both managing to blow it in hilarious fashion in the same game was perhaps the most predictable and fitting result this game could have offered.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

øøøøøøh, that’s gotta hurt

Burny Sounders 2016

Vote for Hillary because she is the most qualified candidate. Political ideology is only one aspect of being POTUS and it’s the ONLY aspect Bernie Sanders has on her.

christ your superfluous bullshit writing is almost as annoying as Ray’s awful fucking commentating