melniboehner
Melniboehner
melniboehner

As a 48 year old coach, I give him much respect. I doubt I could go in for our keeper and stop shots, even though she’s an 11 year old girl.

Don’t you mean kilometers, since you hate America?

This guy called it.

I guess the Poles are pro-spanking as Nowak has been named head coach at Lechia Gdansk in his native Poland:

Everyone beats Sunderland; let’s not pretend this is some accomplishment.

It’s a reverse gerrard.

“Cristiano, I want to apologize for my agent’s statements. The truth is I hate you with the blazing heat of a Toledo summer. With the nuclear fire of the core of the Sun. There is truly no word in English, Spanish, Catalan, or Basque that truly captures the level of my hatred of you. My agent misrepresented that, and

I will always champion those who break the unwritten rules of baseball, because the unwritten rules of baseball are all, 100%, yes even your favorite one, fucking stupid.

What? A deadspin MLS article that isn’t snarky and condescending?

Many thanks for locking Haisley in the closet long enough to post a non-crappifying article on MLS.

Beating my Rapids is not an accomplishment.

Yeah, but people wouldn’t click on an article called “Richard Sherman and Michael Bennett Mostly Agree About Stuff.”

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent

A badge for most number of orgasms in a night, one for making her squirt, one for creativity...I can see this becoming a thing.

Everybody lies about sex