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Why did Lee Harvey Oswald kill Kennedy?

Eh…if a crackhead did something wrong, they would try to cover it up. People in positions of power certainly have more resources than your average crackhead. Everything is open for discussion, in my book, but I don't really endorse many conspiracy theories with anything stronger than, "Well, that seems like it could

Does it have a happy ending?
I love a good happy ending.

I'm sure the shit about colleges isn't as widespread as conservatives make it sound…I'm also fairly confident that, when it does happen, it's not the majority of the campus that is offended by it.

Worst case scenario: She ends up where she is emotionally capable of having a bad day once every month or so…and I get to where I can have a good day without being drunk.

They belong in a museum!

…I think hippies are stealing other people's vortexes up there.

I felt that way on a mountain once…I also smokes weed on that mountain.

Fun Fact: Without close monitoring, white people will always apartheid.
It's something you have to constantly hold back.

Those things you can only figure out between the ages of 14 and 19.
If you miss that window, you wake up an alcoholic.

I'm not angry. I'm thinking about rigging up a machine that takes like 10% of their happiness and transfers it to my body. They would still be, like, 87% happy, and I'd be up to, like, 72%.
In their happiness, I do not see envy, I see valuable resource.

Yea, they're not so much angry racists as they are stupid racists (there's a subtle difference).

Walter definitely did not seem in favor of social safety nets and definitely seemed in favor of people keeping what they've earned.

Yes, at that point, they should just be painting a picture of themselves. I also hate the idea of art that simply poses a question. It's like half an art. It's like somebody saying they want to see art about so and so and saying, "here, you do it."

I've recently been re-watching Breaking Bad…and I'm getting the impression that Walter White was a conservative.

I think statutory, even when consensual, just fucks up a kid's sexual evolution. Once you bang an adult, who cares about those damn gals your age? I could see it being the genesis of his golden god ego.

Exactly.
It's Season Eleven…I just want to see these folks cook up schemes together. It probably doesn't hold up with the more classic episodes of The Gang scheming together, but it's back to that formula and, that's what made me love the show in the first place.

"4 the mare"

…and he might die.

Racial caricatures have always been hacky. They're the dad jokes of racism.
I will laugh at them, because of their sheer ridiculousness. At that point, the jokes pretty much on the person's exaggerated impression and not on the particular race being parodied.