2001 Michael Jackson should be played by Gillian Jacobs.

We'll have to wait another year to see if it still holds up (by this list's standards). I think it should definitely be on there, it just better not bump Hot Shots: Part Deux.

It's just odds, I guess. The older a person is, the more likely they are to die.

…Bill Cosby's getting on up there.

If our knees bend the other way, how would we ride bikes?

Do we know any commenters who died?
I mean, surely we would have to, but…it's not like we would get a post that confirms it.

My grandpa actually died in a car accident while my mom was in the womb. That was 1964. My grandma remains single to this day.

The bottom line is that a lead character who is a clean cut boy scout that always overcomes the odds is a boring story. The only thing that changes about those stories is the bad guys that are blocking those odds the hero's gotta overcome. It can't be easy to try to create a compelling story out of that for 104…

Oh, I knew you weren't implying that. I was just trying to clarify what I was talking about, which is pretty much what you're talking about.
I just think they should have a scripted promo ready to go, in case one of the wrestlers doesn't have anything to add to it. If they have a better idea of how to accomplish what…

And I think this is going to keep happening until wrestling audiences learn that you cheer a good guy when he does good, you boo a bad guy when he does good, and if you're not entertained, you do nothing.

Alright, this is the meanest thing I've ever seen anybody say about Roman Reigns.

I want to go on record as saying that I actually like The Big Show as a wrestling personality (not as a wrestler).
…I will also admit that they don't have shit to do with him right now.

I think they should write promos, matches, and storylines with input from the wrestlers involved.
I mean, obviously, you don't want to go full WCW and have wrestlers dictating who goes over in a feud. Don't let them tell you what they're going to do, just field some input on how they would want to go about it.
…and if…

No, Rob Van Dam was the guy I wanted to be. Funaki is who I actually was.

That review did fill me with hope, I'll admit.
It's a shame that it'll be on tbs. That's kind of a dead zone. I didn't follow Conan or American Dad over to it.

No!
…let's see how this plays out…

How is Samantha Bee doing?
I had no idea her show had even debuted yet.

Our generation seems to not want to joke about serious issues, even in an attempt to parody those causing the serious issues.

Now that you mention it, it is a bit disconcerting that they're generally wearing camo.

We really do.