I would love to do that, but then I'd miss the Holly and Michael plot.

Slightly…I just really hate her voice.

It didn't really bother me that he was Jamaican for some reason…it's just…what was he there to do? He never added much to the show.
…and who the fuck is he to shit on Zoidberg? Nobody liked his potato headed ass.

…the emotional beats got me more than they lost me…and I saw Jurassic Bark when I was going through some similar shit, so I can't say anything bad about that episode.
I didn't connect with Fry because he couldn't get Leela though. It was just his inherit loserdom that I identified with.

Fair point…but they did, at least, 30 episodes where she turned him down. It's like watching somebody kick a baby seal. It's only funny the first ten times.

Sometimes, Fry could get too mopey. I'll give you that.
…and Bender could be too much of an asshole.
Overall though, I generally like the characters except for Hermes.

They're total opposites, I don't know what Fry saw in her. He literally just fell in love with the first woman he met in the future!
I would have liked it if it was more of a Elliot/J.D. from Scrubs situation, honestly.

I love Fry and Leela, I just don't like Fry & Leela.

I missed the inventory about tv couples that should have made it, so I gotta say it here: Fry and Amy. There were some sweet episodes about the will they/won't they of Fry and Leela, but…they never really seemed like they would make a great couple at all.

Now you've made me think about somebody paying a troll toll to get inside a boy's soul hole.

I honestly wouldn't wish it on somebody else. It's such a weird feeling. For like three seconds, there's a tremendous sense of relief, because you don't have to poop anymore…and that's immediately followed by a sense that God's abandoned you.
I've had some close calls…only really got caught pooping my pants around my…

…I think they got divorced, actually.
You know…because love is dead and all that.
Edit: It was a trial separation and they've since reconciled. Love is back on, guys!

Yea, I've been in the middle of breakups before. If they aren't even friends after they break up, you've essentially got to break up with them as friends.
…it doesn't feel good at all, but it really is like, the only option that ends well for you and your friends.

That really is like…rock bottom when it comes to public shame.
You can't ever explain it away. You just have to wait for people to forget about it or for somebody else to do something more embarrassing.

It seems like we just shit our pants in the middle of the cafeteria.
…and nobody's laughing. They just all feel bad for us, which is much worse.

Seriously, this has got to be one of the most embarrassing election cycles in all of history. They're making us look like assholes and everybody around the world is looking at us.

*Mello Yello Enthusiast stares optimistically into a bowl of Froot Loops while contemplating the fruitility of it all.*

We all have our shitty families. I wouldn't hold that against her. Everything else…yes.
And also, the people who were calling her a MILF are fucking ridiculous. I mean, she's not ugly (on the outside) or anything, but…seriously!?

I'd rather have a cat that sprays piss everywhere.

Well….nobody NEEDS HD.
I actually try to find the standard definition of things when it's available. The HD takes up more room on my DVR and it barely makes a difference.