No, but Bruce Vilanche, or the person who cooks for him does and he eats it five times a day.
True story*, dude!
*I assume it's true, so I can call it a true story.

He was in Space Jam, you heathen!!

Any heaven without Ving Rhames in it is not one I'd be interested in crashing at.
Oh, and he got called an "Uncle Tom" for doing this, by a few people. I always kind of wished he had said something like, "My name ain't Tom, it's Ving. And Uncle Ving don't need your permission to do shit."

Yes, and the lasagna adds 50.

We can't all age as well as Urethra Franklin!

I think it's pretty much the last thing. It seems like the classic period is over, to me. It's kind of gotten to the point of parodying itself, but it's still funny and you can get 2-4 classic episodes per season.

I'm pretty sure that Charlie had sex with Dee last season. And one of the first episodes of the series was about Charlie having an illegitimate child.
He has sex, it's just like…once every 8 years or so…and he's never had sex with the waitress.

I do hate deceptive trailers, in general. The one I remember most is the trailer for Burn After Reading. It made it seem a lot sillier than it really was.

It's the Community of soft drinks. Quality work that's underappreciated and in constant threat of cancellation.

That's a really good point. Most movies are mostly one thing though and…I guess we would just have to use good judgment on that. Then there are some movies, like Shaun of the Dead, which are definitely mostly a comedy, but certain years, if the horror contenders were a pretty weak lot, I wouldn't mind it picking up…

This username ain't no gimmick, man.

#whitetrashproblems

You are not a person to be taken seriously.

Don't you have to be in a position of power to be a fascist?
(Not a critique of your comment, a critique of Skeeter's comment up there.)

I don't think Dr. Dre had issues with his women-beating. The women were probably pretty upset about it, but probably not Dre.
(He might have changed since then. I can't say for sure.)

Thanks for commenting. I almost forgot there was an asshole lurking on this comment board.

I accept your boos. Tis better than wondering, "what if".

and comedies.
Make a biopic though and…oh boy! What a masterful spin on a story we've already heard!
They should just split it into genres, honestly.

Sometimes I forget about my white privilege…then somebody busts out a good whitey joke and, I don't get offended, I laugh so hard that I choke on my ice cold mello yello.

I made this joke in the article from two days ago, a long time after everybody was done with the article, so I'll give it a go here:
"…and the award for Best Directing by a coloured person goes to…"