My local community of Conservatives weren't too excited about Romney. It actually had more to do with his wealth than his Mormonism.

What did he do?

I don't think Trump was really all that outraged, but I'm glad he swung on that softball.
I'm not suggesting that Donald Trump wasn't sad about 9/11, by the way. I hate him, but I acknowledge that parts of him are human. I just think it was a situation where Cruz saw an opportunity to take a rook and jumped on it, then…

We also call both Jesus and Satan, "Son of the Morning Star".
Jesus might have been the anti-christ. His beliefs do clash with a lot of what was taught in the Old Testament.

Republicans are scary enough on their own, I never even thought of the idea of one that actually believes all the bullshit they spew.
…I'll be in my bunk.
….my SAD bunk!

…stole my thought, almost word for word.
Six hours before I even thought it.
Impressive.

We do appreciate it. Here, have another Hollywood!
(…just joking)

It's uh…certainly a good place for hiking, ain't it?

'Mur'kuns would never spell it that way. It sounds too foreign.

If Trump was dealing with that incident, all of those sailors would likely be dead.

Ted Cruz made the error of forgetting that he's being broadcast live before talking about "those people". Good for him though, admitting that he's willing to disregard the opinions and beliefs of a large area of the United States.
Seriously, fuck that guy. I'm glad Trump turned that softball into a line drive that hit…

…woulda helped.

…I actually knew a girl who got pregnant in the sixth grade.
*sighs*
The Natural State, in case you're wondering.

Do they make good tops or is it more of a, "aww…look at the lil guy!", type deal?

Watch him slowly have the Futurama characters infiltrate it and let it essentially become new Futurama.

Sounds like he lived it though. Dude came back from a coma…that's pretty badass.

We have the cure…and in twenty years, we'll be willing to share it with the public.

We all are, I think.

They're both bad. But, if you're trying to remake something, you have to be a little faithful to the original. So, I think his is worse.

That's what the 87 stands for.
This person means what they say and they've done this before; 87 times, in fact…and that's just what we know of. There might have been more, but it's notoriously impossible to change your username on disqus.