Negotiations have begun.
We await an announcement within the week. If you do not respond, Tease will kill a guy….I don't know, a hobo maybe.
Negotiations have begun.
We await an announcement within the week. If you do not respond, Tease will kill a guy….I don't know, a hobo maybe.
…I would prefer that to football, actually. It's a bit of a hard sell though.
"Finally, we end the news on a sad note. The farm upstate was nuked by abortionists. There were no survivors."
Wait, that's a negative stereotype??!
How could it be negative…have you seen those mustaches?
I'm working on it.
…can I still like puppies after I deaden my heart?
Oh….well then, just picture Jesus as Robocop.
Well, as long as that's all it is.
Christ, is it Miller Time yet?
This month has been pretty rough, but last year, overall, was pretty rough too…just spread out more.
Again, I'm probably only noticing now because it's people that I'm familiar with.
…he said, to Jesus.
Does everybody reach a certain age where it seems like all these people they heard of start dying all at once?
Like, maybe this is par for the course, and the difference is that it's all people I've heard of now.
But the pedestals are just sitting there then!
All empty and shit.
…that might work.
…goddamn cancer drones.
Well, shit…there goes Grizzly Adams.
Seriously, was cancer's new years resolution to be a much bigger asshole this year?
It's nice to come down to the comment section to say something and see that it's, not only already been said, but is also the highest rated comment.
Are you, or somebody else on this website, into basketball or baseball?
Honestly, this sport is what it is. People know that going in, same as professional wrestlers, boxers, and stunt doubles. The biggest outrage of the sport is that Pee-Wee Football still exists somehow.
…sarcastic Jabba?
I originally got drawn in because of Brock Sampson, but then I got wrapped up in this whole world they built.
I'm a pretty big fan, but I'm not going to get all their references.
Yea, I don't get that. Lol
Fortunately, for those that are just beginner geeks, there's Death By Sampson.