I guess I just always assumed it was a stork like situation, where two muppets fall very much in love and go to a puppeteer and ask them to build a child for them.

Oddly enough, Just Shoot Me got weaker as Patrick Warburton started showing up. That does not happen often. And I adored The Drew Carey Show because, I actually grew up watching it. My antenna still got ABC and PBS. It was doing surreal episodes before Scrubs was around. Drew Carey literally beat The Devil in a game…

Telly!
That's the prominent character who's name I've been trying to remember for 8 years!
Thank you.
Have an upvote.

I haven't seen it in awhile but, "We see you have boom boom sticks….bye bye!"

Depends.
Do muppets have genitals in which to mash together as a sign of affection?

The only way to report back from that is via Ouija Board.

…I didn't realize that about that movie until just now.
I my defense, I think I last watched that movie when I was twelve.

Wait…mom?!
Since when are you Jewish?

Ugh…thank god somebody cancelled that show.
That Kurt Sutter…nobody put a nickel in him.

You know, we really think we're too good for those kinds of shows but, I've noticed that, when asked about what they watch, quite a few respected actors will watch shows like Law and Order or CSI. Louis CK even watches Family Guy.

She was a bit touched, wasn't she?

Am I the only one that finds that Dos Equis guy to be fundamentally boring? All his stories are the same!
"One time, I tried something extraordinary and everything worked out magnificently."

My dad's getting the same way and…I'm a natural mumbler. Lately, he asks me something, I just sound off like a military grunt…it's been amazingly effective and not insulting, in the least.

I didn't get satellite until 2003 so, I was watching reruns of Becker at the same time I was watching reruns of Cheers and Spin City. It looked a little inferior by comparison but…honestly, it was a good show. It wasn't groundbreaking but, it had some funny moments and it wasn't insulting anybody's intelligence. I…

"Alright, this is the 5th and final time I'm going to tell ya. You're thinking of Alan Alda. I wasn't in that one…and frankly, I'm a little insulted."

The fart machine I had (when I was 14) featured five different farts (that got boring after two months).
Do you think Nielsen just kept getting newer and better fart machines or do you think he had one fart machine over all those years?

Ugh…I wish cigarettes didn't do the things that they do to people.

Definitely a sentiment that should be passed down from generation to generation. I think that's why Fargo really hits close to home, for me. Because of the goddamn news.

…I'd be lying if I didn't say that it sounds like he was stoned.

I'm inclined to not make a moral judgement on him for that. It does appear to be a tad unseemly but…there's probably a lot of variables there that we wouldn't even think to consider before making a judgement.