Even if it's not in the bible, it's still pretty clear that that's the way things work in most of those stories. God didn't say, "I'm about to kill everybody except your immediate family, Noah. Here, take this ark I built for you. Be right back, I'm going to go get two of all the stuff I created and some food and…

Jesus…what's wrong with me if I find that hot?

Somewhat related question, also a smoker:
Those douchey anti-smoking ads on tv make me crave a cigarette. Am I alone in that?

Yea, I mean…remember how low crime was in the old west?

I think you're wrong…and I really hope I'm the one that ends up being wrong in this situation.

Remember that part in the bible, where God said to Moses, "Dude, I would have did all of that if you had just asked me. No need to bust your ass doing things…I'm fucking God over here, bro!"

I think of Point Guards as more like artists than writers. It's great if they can score on their own but, their main point is to create opportunities for other players. Whether or not they get credited with an assist depends on if the other guy follows through.

Jeez, what a way to make a living.

I was sure you had a legitimate reason to be annoyed by those comments. If you had just said they make you uncomfortable, I could respect that.

He didn't intentionally harm anybody though. He might have done something stupid to cause it but, he didn't do it with Malice…and I bet he feels awful about it.

He punched an old lady in the head, right?
Still, I've forgiven him because, I don't think he's that guy anymore.

N.W.A. was a hypo-aggressive group that, I think, did more harm than good (and this isn't a hip-hop thing. I just think Public Enemy got the message across better without being so nihilistic). I've formally forgiven Dr. Dre because, he actually apologized.

Mike Tyson does kind of skate by. I've never looked into it because I don't watch boxing anyways but…from what I've heard, in passing, it was similar to the case against Kobe Bryant. Like, it wasn't a case where the victim outright said no, it was a case where the victim was too afraid to say no and Kobe didn't pick…

Being funny is more than just one liners. It's pretty much an actual survival technique in high school. If I wasn't funny in high school, I would have been bullied. There's an inherent sense of darkness to comedy.
I'll make jokes about my seizures all the time. It's not because I think they're funny, it's because they…

I knew aggressor was the wrong term to use. By aggressor, I meant the person that initiates the flirtation. I'll just go ahead and admit, as a 23-year old virgin, I was coerced into sleeping with a 17-year old, by a 17-year old (and my friends…they weren't exactly giving me shit. I just think they thought me losing my…

Holy shit, I'm actually getting towards middle aged, as far as this comment section goes….a nice rule of thumb is, don't dig up any dirt on anybody from the 70's. They're all awful people, but good artists.

…and the fact that there was an actual fucking tape (inappropriate puns are never intended) showing the incident.
I mean, we're conditioned to expect wealthy people to have really good lawyers and serve about half as much time as a normal person would and you could make a case that it was obvious that OJ did it, but…

The WB recently started broadcasting reruns of Community. I still need to watch those about 5 more times. I have priorities, maan!

It's a complicated issue. I'm not disagreeing with you, it should be illegal. At the same time, I would have totally had sex with many of my teachers when I was a teenager and there was absolutely nothing on the other end of that.

Isn't the Charmin bear blue?