Robert De Niro is a rape bear?

Finally, I can admit that his movies are fucking boring and Fast Times at Ridgemont High was a pointless piece of shit.

I seriously don't understand why Scooby Doo talked like that…it's not even a real speech impediment.
Did they just finish the script and say, "wait, we forgot to add any humor. Somebody do a silly voice!"

(sobs)
My hair didn't come with me on the way through the looking glass.

If they're taking your opinion on something and think it justifies personal attacks, they're honestly just a piece of shit.
I mean, I'm pretty goddamn unemployed and even I don't have time for that kind of shit.

It annoys me when people get outraged at comments that are clearly jokes. I don't get annoyed by sincere criticisms…and the bottom line is, if what you're saying annoys me enough, I'll say something to you…like a man.

I disagree with you all the time and I never downvote you. I only downvote people who are being assholes.

I wouldn't be able to tell if he was still working or not. Any of his new music wouldn't be on a radio station that I'm listening to. But, I assume he's doing press right now for some reason.

Here's something really weird.

It's been time for him to go away for years. Any extra pushing that might speed along the process is something I'm in favor of.

That actually sounds amazing.
It's been awhile since I've seen them but, that sounds like something that could have been on the Hot Shots! movies.

I swear, that irritates me more than somebody being openly antagonistic. It's like they're being an asshole to you AND they don't think you're smart enough to realize it.

I would go way back and blame it on people who tried to explain the motivations of Jason, Michael Myers, The Lepercaun, etc. I think most horror films should only be one movie. They tend to try and focus on explaining the monster in sequels. God…and all those Rob Zombie horror films. Just awful, awful stuff.

That right there is the reason I don't like you. You're assuming my joking around on a comment board represents a deep character flaw. Do you know how many times I've had to discuss the merits of not killing yourself with my friend who has post traumatic stress disorder?
Of course you don't, because you don't know me.…

Yea…it's frustrating because, I would rather have X-Men than anybody else…and they're the only ones that have issue summaries worth a damn on the internet, as far as I know.

That sounds almost as fun as my future diabetes. Here's to genetic demons! I had never heard them called Busia. Where's that from?

I wouldn't say upset…it seems a bit silly. Then again, so does wearing sleeveless shirts in a zombie apocalypse. This show just alternates between goofy and trying to hard to be deep for me.

…I still kind of like the movie. I know it's not good but, it's just a good popcorn flick to me. Plus, that alien getting sucked out of a tiny hole in the window is…I feel bad for laughing at it. And I was really sad when the black guy with the Quarles guns died, because he kicked ass.
I couldn't finish Alien 3 though.…

Now that I think about it, they shit the bed on a lot of great villains by trying to explain them. Remember that whole Anakin Skywalker debacle?
Generally speaking, the shorter the story is, the better. Walter White worked because we met him and got to watch his soul slowly rot. Boyd Crowder worked because…that's a…

I get it. There are some movies that I know are going to be good but, they just can't hold my interest.
I learned that the year I rented Juno, Happy Go Lucky, and Michael Clayton.
Also, I hate biopics.