Isn’t he supposed to be running the Trump Foundation, or is that the off brand sparkle vampire one?

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I’ve been sober off and on for 6 years. Every day sober is a win. Get ye people around you who are sober immediately. Go to 12 step meetings, even if you hate 90% of what they say, nothing is more important for you right now than a sober network. 

Congratulations on taking this first, huge step! The first few weeks were so hard for me and they might be for you, too. Your addiction is going to be very upset that you aren’t feeding it, and will do everything it can to undermine you. Go ahead and indulge your sweet/carb tooth (I was NOT expecting that) and take…

Thank you everyone, very sincerely. It’s a huge help!

Aw, nice to see such kind, supportive and non judgemental messages for Demi Lovato.

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

Also “Let every person be quick to listen, slow to speak, slow to anger.” may be a bible quote but it’s also fucking good advice. God forbid that the bible has SOME good ideas.

Let every person be quick to listen, slow to speak, slow to anger.

I’m seeing a lot of this reaction. Does another person’s religious practices really disgust you that much?  Are you really that intolerant of other people’s faith?

I won’t lose any sleep over James Gunn either, but there’s no way Disney didn’t know about those tweets prior to right-wing Pizzagate trolls resurfacing them and it pisses me off that Cernovich and his team were successful.

Law students who spend their summers working as research assistants for professors do so because they need to pad their resumes but they couldn’t land real summer jobs with firms or government agencies. I wonder if she didn’t really have a good first year, or if people won’t hire her because of her father.

And what the fuck is up with that message?? Happy Birthday Ma’am?! 

You’re blaming the dead 15 year old who ate a cookie? And felt self-satisfied enough about that to include a gif?

RED ROCK DELI STYLE RED CURRY COCONUT CHIPS

BANE. OF. MY. FUCKING. EXISTENCE.

Let ha live that sponcon life

Former CIA Director John Brennan (on Twitter):

That’s the tomato troll.