It's a no for me dawg.

That “pockets” response feels me on a fundamental level. Also hair- how do you touch your own hair wearing a thing like that? I touch my hair about 47 times per second, my hand would be caught like a raccoon’s in a trap.

Ma was repeating a common refrain of the era, which I believe is originally attributed to the genocidal General Sheridan.  That doesn’t mean that Ma wasn’t a bigot, but kids today should have exposure to what this country was really built on so they can understand why it is deeply flawed.

Thank god there are people in proximity with the courage and available means to show up and resist these nascent Dachaus.

I mean, really. Instead of rolling on with their day they called the spelling police in a comment on an article about people needing to roll on with their day and stop calling the police. I'm tired. 

Fuck Off

Quiet, racist. The adults are talking.

Hey, did you know that Donald J. Trump’s home address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington DC?

the whole reason 90% of people go online

is to use the fuck outta their torches and pitchforks

Yeah, I also read it the way she seems to have intended. People need to calm down.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

If I’m sad and remember that this happened, I get really happy 😂😂😂😂

Out of context, this is my Favorite Sentence Ever

No!!! I saw that episode. There’s just something about him. I think it’s because he’s a short little guy. I’m only 4'10". In any case, I am happily married, so any talk of a Joe G. fling is just that: talk!

Meanwhile somewhere in Newport Coast’s Crystal Cove...

You should probably look at how fucked up China is right now because of their one child policy.

Russell, girl, you would not HAVE a gym business without gay people. Acknowledge, then sit the fuck down.