The catsup on his steak if you will.

Give him a break. He correctly identified the sun. I didn’t think he had it in him.

The only problem with the above is that he should have looked at it for way, way longer. Preferably long enough for his orange exterior to begin to melt and slough off.

Re: Insecure: August 12 cannot get here fast enough.

I’m sorry I don’t feel like you get to make the call on whether this visit was worth it or not. I think that determination’s up to Alice Marie Johnson. Like it’s not like Kim is working on a bill with the shithead. She’s trying to get a 63 year old Black woman her freedom. Shit I’d rather Kim’s ass beg him for her…

She already hired a team of attorneys to take up her case and look at appeal options... Besides busting her out of jail this is the only alternative our (broken!) legal system provides. Yeah obviously Trump doesn’t do anything for anyone unless he thinks it benefits him, but he also has transparently and pathetically…

I’m behind, I watch on Hulu, so I have to wait for the season to be added. But “be cool, don’t be all, uncool” might be the best line of ANY real housewives franchise. Single Luann is the BEST, she gets so fucking pretentious and holier-than-thou when she’s married, so for selfish reasons I’m actually kind of glad her…

Gawd, I hate-love Luann so much lol

PS - good luck to ya! You’re almost at the weekend so hang in there, baby!

EXACTLY. Needing three varieties of beverages per person spells obvious hangover. All shred of doubt is removed when one of those beverages is coconut water.

I never realized that Morning Joe was filmed at my cubicle on hangover mornings at work.

It should raise some major red flags that he’s filing a civil lawsuit over what would clearly be a serious criminal felony if true. Did he go to the police? Did they not find his evidence compelling? Or did he skip straight to ‘give me money?’

Vulgar language (especially sexualized language) is always a litttle dicey when it comes to women in politics, but fuck it. I’m so tired of Ivanka Trump switching between first daughter and White House advisor as it suits the moment. Want to be treated politely? Host teas and read to kids in refugee camps. Want to…

I have nothing truly productive to add to this conversation, only the hope that the motherfucker hurries up and chokes to death on a cheeseburger. Or strokes out or whatever, but I want him to die in a poetically grotesque way.

Three, Trump intentionally makes himself orange and his hair weird! He has a choice in makeup. He doesn’t have to look like an orangutan if he doesn’t want to.

Nice to see she’s tweeting through it. That was the right choice.

I immediately read Will Smith’s quote in the voice he does in the FPOBA episode where he teaches Ashley how to deal with a girl who’s bullying her.

Probably to incite a reaction like this and to act the victim.