That flesh colored mustache is reminiscent of one Spencer Pratt.

Wikileaks merch and khakis, my favorite combo on any man. 

I was home sick this past week with food poisoning and may or may not have watched that season over again, one of the best HW vacations, no question.

So natural and carefree!

YES! So manufactured, there is no way she did not do that just for the cameras.

Maybe no more Kelly’s on any Real Housewives, ever?

Are you interested in learning more about the tiny rotating group of portly tax criminals who have sex with Ramona Singer and also with all of her friends?

For what it’s worth, she comes across to me like a genuinely good person! She handles her co-stars’ bs much more gracefully than I would (looking at you Gizelle.)

Karl and Mia WOULD TOTALLY hook up, with them both being terrible people and what not.

Should I tell MemoryKid that he needs to seek a restraining order?

MEN. They are the worst. My ex told me just before I started studying for the bar that he didn’t think he could be supportive for three whole months while I studied. (That’s not as bad as not picking you up from EFFING JAIL but I wanted to also share a MEN. story.

The point that the lovely Cylontater is trying to get across to you is that you’re saying her life became interesting because her brother died. That is fucked up.

Why do you say that? Because she ganged up on Lisa Vanderpump with Brandi Glanville and tried to take her down for no apparent reason? Or some other non-RHOBH reason?

Thanks for the tips! Pie crust can be so tricky.

haha, at least you were too drunk to care?

I use the above Libby’s recipe and use half to make one big pie, and the others to make little pies in a muffin tin. Make a pie crust, roll it out, and use a round cookie cutter to make small crusts as muffin cups.

Add a little bit of cold vodka for a super flaky crust!