Those are the only kind of takes I have. LOVE YOU BB.

But did you guys know that she wrote it herself? I wasn't sure if you heard. Wanted to be the seventeenth person to tell you.❤️❤️

hahahaha this joke is funnier than the one Gawker played on us yesterday when they said that 500 Days of Kristin was cancelled. Good one, Bon!

Haha I'm sorry. It's all about ethics in commenting I guess. (Sorry again!)

It’s all about ethics in domestic violence.

That’s “500 Days of Kristin” to you Mr. Gronkowski’sPartyBusDriver.

This is more than a couple days late, but wanted to tell you that I hung out with him in Vegas once for an hour or so and he is a SUPER nice guy, so your mom is totally telling you the truth :)

JohnnyBoyCali, tell us, did you cure cancer or something? Or is creating a YouTube account with an embarrassing user name considered an accomplishment?

whoopsies! you need glasses!!!

And anybody who starts a sentence with “I’m sure you know this, but...” is an automatic asshole (I’m talking to you Gawker commentariat.)

HE’S A SUCKY PERSON.

what a time to be alive.

#HOW? is right

This sounds like a job for HamNo :) But seriously, from what I understand, only super models make any sort of money modeling.

Just about to comment the same thing. Straight from our ass into your glass, indeed.

My first thought: she’s running out of monies.

My favorite part was when she told him that she’s not going to repeat stories from the book, but ended the interview by saying I am not going to talk about anything not in the book. Cool, got it, thanks.

I heard this interview on my way to work this morning. It was so uncomfortable, I was coming out of my skin. Greene did a great job, I would have started crying.

I know, I read the article :) I just happen to be of the opinion that it looks terrible.

Ugh, you’re right that is totally felt. If you can afford seven pets you can afford some decent fabric for your megabed.