But should he?

First, you created the hypothetical, not me. You said if your kid was sneaking out, you would take away his or her cell phone and then cut his or her hair if they still didn’t obey you. Which is why I took a second to thank the powers to be that I am not your child. Second, the only scenario where I can see myself…

Good lord, I’m glad I’m not your kid. What about taking away their computer? Making them sleep on the floor in your bedroom? Putting an alarm system on their window or door?

That somehow makes it worse.

Oh duh....fraud - misstatement of fact, knowledge of its falsity, intent for her to rely on fact, actual reliance, and harm.

I don’t practice in NY but I’m sure I could find something just as I’m sure her attorney could too.

I believe it IS the same Charles C. Johnson that pulled his pants down and pooped on the floor on purpose.

I knew it was Turd Johnson immediately. What a dick. I hope Josie’s attorney files a civil suit.

Sorry but how is Bruce being an asshole? What is he supposed to do, admit that the entire accident is his fault and ask his lawyers not to defend him?

Catmopoliton? Cat Moss? I’m even more confused!

Cool story Hansel.

Couldn’t. Agree. More. My friend is a close family member of one of them....I am trying so hard to fannagle an invite to a family function. Chrissy and I would drink our faces off and fall in love and become besties forever and John would offer to sing at my wedding. I haven’t thought about this at all.

So true! We were swimming at the community pool and just walked back into the house, turned on the news, and watched that chase sitting on the floor in our swimmies and towels.

I’m excited because I was only in 7th grade when the verdict was announced...I remember the highlights but a lot of the details are either missing our went over my head at the time. Also, I’m an attorney now, so I’m super interested to see this from that point of view.

For someone who doesn’t mean to victim blame, this sounds very victim-blamey.

Well now I’m picturing young Travolta from Grease (which btw also a huge fan) in OJ the Musical and I love it.

One lucky broad.

How do I not know any of this! Don’t feel bad for having Kardashian knowledge, I recognized Faye Resnick’s name not because of her role in all of this, but because she was on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Camille Grammer called her “the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.”

Ah, thanks! That’s fascinating. I wonder if Robert was close with Nicole and/or if Kris was close with OJ.

Right? Also, I understand that Kris was Robert’s wife, but what part does she have in the story, other than that? Like, what will her character add to the plot, and why is she listed as a top character when Marcia Clark is obviously going to have more screen time?