I'm originally from Texas, with some other Southern states thrown into my early-childhood mix, then a move to Northern Virginia, CT, and NY after that, and have learned to be a good mimic as well. But, dissertation ahead.

Medical anomalies+embarrassing stories+poorly acted and produced reenactments=Jenny's wheelhouse

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

OMG GUISE. I LITERALLY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH JESSICA SIMPSON. I CAN'T STOP EATING. LITERALLY.