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Melissa Ulto
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Super sad these talentless people take such glee in the potential firing of prolly low level marketing people to appease their ego boo boos. Let them eat cake and unemployment huh?

Alternatively you could clapback with a text like “but first I strap you down and then strap on. I peg you mercilessly until you cum against your own will. I make you mine, choke you out until I’m done my business.”

Run, girl

she’s a superhero! that’s my story and i’m sticking with it lol

clearly this woman knows nothing of the fabulous world of strapons.

sniffle for even mentioning Grave of the Fireflies...all the sniffles

it’s delicious to watch heh

i can’t. Mandy Moore is unwatchable. i tried watching the show, and it’s meh.

i wake up each day apoplectic with rage. goooooosfrabah. time to read the Art of War again.

i guess this would make Chachi the benefit of a sucker puncher? why does this seem so perfect and yet so absurd?

yes - an oldie but a goodie lol

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it’s the myth of lack that fosters such a precious concern for her. she made her choices. she’s an adult. if we infantilize her aren’t we just negating our own agency as women as well?

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choices...she made them, she lives with them. she’s secure in her gaudy gilded apartment.

i’ve been in the Trump Tower’s upper floors where the rental offices are for small companies like Tory Burch. the hallways smell like boiled cabbage and mold.

hahahaha and that musty old 21 club with all the lawn jockeys out front

Whaaaaaat? *brain hurts trying to comprehend a world that makes this desirable*

Yes, if someone attacks you and you feel threatened, it’s entirely legal to shoot them dead. I mention this to particularly rude asshats. The get real quiet when I say I’d enjoy it too. Lol out crazy the crazies.

This is what throat punching is for. Stops all stupid comments immediately. Just a quick jab at the Adam’s apple and sweet sweet silence.

Bice in Italian sounds like Bitchie...