oh good lord, (yes i didn’t capitalize again), you need a hobby. should i throw in a few grammar mistakes to make your format nazi life better? simply put, fuck off.

then the joke is over your head. nuff said. *shrug*

hahaha it’s emperor’s new clothes for those vain and dumb enough to afford them. excellent punk, Malkie.

hahaha i am SO GLAD i left Canada so i can express a normal range of feelings without mutual angry whispers lololol

would you lick a subway seat? no. then don’t lick the Naked Cowboy.

oh ffs you never watched the scene but you’re an expert on it? you just outed yourself as ridiculous.

Question: I have a cat that over grooms as well and she is two years old now. How easy is it to get a onesie on a cat and will they keep it on? (My cat is a street rescue from Cairo who is missing teeth and was in awful condition when rescued. She is now no longer skinny, super healthy and frisky. She just over…

Yah, I’m real sad. Lol. You do realize this is the best way to get out of touring contracts, and is an old Mariah Carey trick? He’s laughing all the way to the bank on your tears and prayers.

Humans get things done. Humans.

I snorted cause omg so dead on and so hilarious!

I agree. Netflix, Vicks, soup and gingerale is all we really need.

We fart too. And sometimes punch. Accidentally on purpose.

Uh oh you hit them in The Tragically Hip AND The Hortons...be ready for a maple syrup fury of bland witticism...

did you set it on fire? heh. jes saying...it would make a great place for a cocktail weenie roast.

meet my brother, rape enabler, who exiled and silenced me in my early 20s. he’s a lawyer and politician. others are worth of “kindness, dignity and respect”, but not me. who he has threatened several times with legal action for blogging about his enabling and the rapists he covered for (one my uncle, two my mom’s…

A lot of small hand holding lololol

every single writer writes what they know. so there you go...

hmmm...a lot of discussion on how this has affected your relationship. tell me, how many of your johns were married? did you think your actions would affect those relationships? they do. as a divorcee whose husband frequented hookers, most women find hookers to be parasitic at best, destructive at worst, to their…

#dead

superior? you mean wanting equal pay, equal rights, no street harassment, not sexual harassment at work, inclusion in government and business leadership? cause i don’t see any slumber parties or hair braiding going on at Jez, or she-woman man-hating clubs forming. you mean we actually call people out on their shit and…