Dang, that's messed up. I'm a pinko lesbian feminazi and I'm all for marriage.

"Alright, let's just lay beside eachother and masturbate. It counts if our feet touch."

fond memory/endearing relationship milestone: the first time we sort of lazily agreed to do it before getting up in the morning, paused, looked at each other... are you gonna get on top? Aren't you gonna get on top?

Honestly, I'd be surprised if I even burn that much. I'm lazy, I'm not getting on top :p

I've thought too much about this.

Well the point is that even if you're drunk it doesn't give someone else the right to abuse you. So saying "DON'T GET DRUNK" is along the same lines as saying "DON'T WEAR THAT SHORT SKIRT, LOW-CUT TOP". While I agree that getting wasted heightens multiple risks, I feel like placing the blame on the victim by saying…

It is telling, though, isn't it, that while there are lots and lots of "don't drink and drive" campaigns, they aren't actually accompanied by "don't be a victim: being out at night on the weekends puts you at far greater risk of being hit by a drunk driver" campaigns.

Making those "avoid a potentially dangerous situation" more gender neutral would be a nice change. Alcohol lowers inhibitions and reduces clarity of thought, which is a risk for all kinds of things. If you want to go that route, it should be "Don't get wasted alone because you could get mugged/hit by a car/fall in a…

The main problem is that these ads do not stand alone. They are just part of VAST swarthes of information geared towards women, explaining how to not make themselves a victim. So much so that when a 'hey, how about not raping people?' ad comes out it it's a big deal. It's way less awkward to say 'hey ladies, how about…

The only sandwich I'd make that smug-looking fuck would consist entirely of knuckles.

If you do a half IM or something like that you will be my hero. Face your swimming fears and go for it! Even if you come in dead last, it's like my favorite saying "you beat everyone on the sofa"! :)

Thank you. Demonizing animal rights activists does not help feminism

Laura was interviewed on a podcast (Our Hen House) earlier this year and talked about wanting to write an essay for Jezebel discussing the intersection of her feminism and her veganism. I'm hoping she does eventually.

I really hate the comments on Jezebel PETA articles. I still read them though, every time...

It continues to blow my mind that a website dedicated to feminism consistently engages in anti anti-animal cruelty rhetoric. I'm a vegan. And I do not support the crazy shit that PETA does. But there are many many many many many paralells between systemic violence against women and systemic violence against animals-…

Thank you!! In 2012 when I did the Chicago Triathlon I was really impressed (is that the right word, I don't know) by the incredible variety of types of people I was competing with. Tall, short, skinny, fat, fast, slow...and seeing that type of playing field where all types come to play...it just made my heart so…

Seriously? Promoting that women love themselves no matter what their size is not "celebrating the awesomeness of fat", it's an attempt to help bring attention to the fact that there is NO ONE PROPER WAY TO HAVE A FUCKING BODY.

I once did the maths on Kim Kardashian's professed workout and diet. I can't find it right now, but she said she worked out around 4 hours a day and listed a number of dishes that were examples of her diet.

With the cost of her diet, you'd have to have a slightly above average income to follow it, so most people would…

There are loads of factors involved. Mental health factors, often. Untreated depression and other stuff that can lead to numbing emotional pain with food. In those cases, the person can know that eating organic kale rather than pizza will cause weight loss, but that won't stop them from eating the pizza until the…

None of that justification makes your comments any less pathetic, though.