Correction, Kara, we're about to elect an ENTIRE STATE BALLOT of whackadoos. I mourn for my great state.

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

I'm pretending that a vote for Jack Daniel's is a vote for Jameson.

Matthew grew up in East Texas and his accent is genuine. As most Texans, even if you move out of the state, when you are passionate about something, your accent comes back even thicker. And...let him enjoy the spotlight. He earned it!

I feel very strongly that he looks like JRM in the Tudors.

For some reason I can't embed a photo, but here you go:

I said it over on Groupthink, and I'll say it here: I want Bruno Mars to do a show with Janelle Monae because the dancing alone would be incredible.

I've written and erased this like seven times now, it all comes out so awkward. I've been in the deep dark pit of despair of feeling like your entire world is shit and that everything would be better if you didn't exist. But it's a lie. Depression lies to you. They're sweet, easy lies. But it kills.

On Perry Island, ladies will wear skirts and not speak until spoken to.