“unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut”

After the Jezebel article about the Satanic Temple being harassed and then banned from Twitter, I finally went to their website and read all of the tenets and current activist projects they’re working on, including this Missouri case. They also have an initiative that combats evangelical after-school programs by…

“Religious freedom” goes both ways, fuckers. Good on you, Satanic Temple.

Wow love how quickly people read this frank discussion of how the economics of Hollywood disenfranchise women, and went; “Fuck her she said a mean thing about Faye Dunaway.”

I didn’t see it as a dig, quite the opposite. Faye Dunaway is a fucking legend but she doesn’t have the economic power to match, and the only explanation for that is sexism.

I think that was precisely her point - that a woman who is a goddamn legend, has no real financial power, especially compared to her male contemporaries like Warren Beatty.

She’s not dragging Faye, but rather pointing out how dispossable women are in Hollywood. Faye was huge in the late-60s/70s, was in films that made money, had massive critical acclaim, and an Oscar to boot. Then, she made two films that flopped, and her career was dead. She has tried resurrecting it - even going over…

My family went to Disney in 2013 and robot Obama received a standing ovation even before he “spoke.” It was lovely.

I kind of wish I was a super-fancy hacker who could break into what is undoubtedly an isolated system and put in my own choreography.

And his cheekbones. That robot has much better facial proportions overall.

Although ... he *wishes* his chin looked like that.

I’ve only been in there because it has air conditioning. Florida gets really hot.

When Trump is watching Washington speak, in my mind, he’s making farting noises.

They need to program all the other robots to facepalm/roll their eyes/cover their ears/fall dead once he starts talking. They are far too calm there in his company.

I choose to believe this is a thinly veiled FU.

He looks like I did on the first day of Secondary School where all my clothes were bought a size bigger so they’d last longer.

Ugh. They have Washington talk about how he took an oath, 35 words, that every other president has now sworn. And then Trump speaks the oath of office and my soul started to wither, so I stopped watching.

And to compound this, that Hillary Clinton isn’t.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

She gives the most exquisitly concise argument yet seen about how things should be; what a developed society demands of the human animal...