You can buy German titles too. AKA my personal dream and the only thing I’m putting on my future wedding registry lol.

I only know this because I worked in a grocery store when I was in high school and could sell cigarettes because I was over 16 but not beer because I wasn’t 18.

I have said more than once that if I had been old enough to watch SATC when the first season aired, I never would have kept watching. (Although according to my dad I was never old enough to watch it. He decided to pay attention to what I was watching during that one episode where they kept showing Smith’s butt.…

I do not “kinda” want that man to bench press me. I most assuredly want him to bench press me lol.

My dad would freak out when I wanted to keep my recital makeup on. I might or might not have thrown a tantrum or two about the subject. I wanted to feel fancy, dammit!

Didn’t this happen on Passions?

The last time Amber wouldn’t go away (aka the beef with the Kardashians et al), some blogs were trying to set it up as black women vs. white women and I was super confused because I didn’t know she was black. So despite Amber not claiming blackness at all (despite her enthusiastic adoption of the fun parts of it), the…

OMG thank you!

What kinda fuckery is this?

This is hilarious (in a sad way) to me because I just left the Kansas City area and moved to Los Angeles. I hate myself, apparently.

Haha. I just moved out of Kansas and couldn’t be happier about it.

Omg. Once I went to Vegas on kind of a whim and knew I wouldn't be able to get the time off approved so I just....went anyway. My boss calls me and I go "I was sure I emailed you. I guess I just forgot to send the email after writing it. Oops!"

Can someone please explain to my ignorant ass why #dontpanic is such a good comeback? Is the song about Khloe or something?

Breaks my heart.

I just kept screaming "put on gloves!!"

I just.....I just watched that loop way more times than is healthy.

It is. Just like Katniss got a new outfit and a full face of makeup, it's hinted a little before they get on the plane that Gale (and surely anyone else expected to be on camera) was also given a makeover. Because they're not expecting real combat, but a propaganda photo op.

You and I must know different types of men.

I used to dress nicely to get on a plane. It was something my grandmother instructed me to do time and time again (and something she still does because she's 84 and can wear anything she wants).

That skirt that Kim K is wearing during her titty date with Kanye? I want that skirt. I need that skirt. I'm so glad I can sew because I'm certain that skirt is a zillion dollars lol