He’s gonna plagiarize this post tomorrow. :O

Surprise twist: it turns out all the music and talking objects are all in Belle’s mind as she copes with being locked up in a castle. The whole movie turns out to be a more depressing version of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Just say “Into the cupboard with you now, Chip!”

Fun fact: alternative names proposed for Belle’s father Maurice were ‘The space cowboy’ and ‘The gangster of love’.