As the mother of a child with microcephaly, I am dismayed at the level of irresponsible reporting on the possible effects of the Zika virus on the fetus. Some things you don’t seem to be aware of (or are misrepresenting)

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

I have a million celebrity restaurant stories, having worked at celeb hot spot in LA for 5 years, most of them only marginally interesting. I don't really get star struck having waited on every level of celeb from A++++ to D list

Can we bring back Photoshop of Horrors for this picture of Oprah? Because her head is about to roll right off.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

I used to work events for clothing companies where they would have mannequins displaying the clothes set up around the venue. Celebrities would often just take clothes off the mannequins and take them home in the middle of the party! By the end of the night all the mannequins were half naked. The worst part is had any…

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

“Madonna’s Thirsty Brother Seeks Attention Again.”

Yup! That she can’t see the hypocrisy in her actions boggles my mind.

I shouldn’t have been the first to give you a star. You’re doing the lord’s work. Bless you.

I love how Scalia put this in a 2002 essay (unrelated to marriage rights) about the obligations of a public servant when their job duties conflict with their beliefs: “He has, after all, taken an oath to apply the laws and has been given no power to supplant them with rules of his own. Of course if he feels strongly…

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

So, I’m assuming I’ll get a lot of comments about the picture. Here’s what I’m going to say about the picture: once I found that on their Facebook page, there was about a 0% chance I was using anything else.

His wife’s amazing- she’s also super active in Team Rubicon and just generally bad-ass.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

If someone can help me get this post out there:

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking…