Replace “Olympics” with “my first job” and “racewalk” with “reading the Arby’s employee Handbook” and the exact same thing happened to me.

Not enough for my gal Hill to win, I want her to crush him and salt the earth where he lays so none of his ridiculous family ever rises again.

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

Honestly, they just need to give Eugene his own show and call it a day.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Oof

So did the perps!

Calm down there, Satan.

“2001: A Space Odyssey”

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.