If this happened a while ago, I’m a bit peeved this didn’t come out BEFORE the election. I mean, an angry army of 1D teen girls all over the country would have been super helpful.

I mean, physical retaliation is a bit extreme (albeit the urge is completely understandable), heads should still roll. People up and down the chain of command need to resign for this stuff going on under their watch.

Yes, that was my jaw dropper. Well, technically when my already-dropped jaw hit the ground.

Hands? I want to squish that tummy with my FACE!

Pre-natal vitamins are just super packed vitamins. They definitely will not hurt you, and could maybe even help with your hair. Source: when I was a preteen my RN stepmom gave me the prenatal vitamins (that made her sick) so they wouldn’t go to waste.

Those are some pricey placebos.

I want a policy wonk and an experienced diplomat.

HERO CAT!!!!!!!

If my Jewish Grandmother taught me anything, it is to ALWAYS bring snacks! A day’s outing? Bring snacks. Trip to the state fair? Bring snacks, because that shit’s expensive. I always left my visits with a packed lunch for the airplane.

I love you, and think we’re twins. And so, for everyone’s amusement, some slender fit dancers describing the problem of big heavy boobs (watch to the end, where they talk about the painful aftermath of the braless choreography!):

It WASN’T grayed out when I scrolled through! >:O

Where were the marchers on Tuesday? Where were the women and men who trekked downtown and knitted their pussy hats and crafted their clever signs and snapped their #resistance Instagram shots?

‘Facetious’ is one of my favorite words - trying (and failing) to be funny. It is absolutely perfect for this situation, because my teacher was mad that I was making a joke when we were discussing a serious topic. I think my whole reason for it was to try to lighten the mood, and my teacher didn’t agree that the mood…

Non sequitur for sternly worded letter: When I was in 3rd grade and we were doing a lesson about the Titanic, I piped up and facetiously mentioned writing a sternly worded letter. My teacher scolded me about joking about a serious topic. When the movie Titanic came out a few years later, I felt vindicated when Jack…

This perfect tweet made me laugh so hard. I never thought it would make me cry (like I am now).

OK, yep, now I”m angry. It’d be fine if it was just a blanket ‘everyone must wear a t-shirt’ situation, but this stinks.

My issue is that she and the media have been framing this as a ‘getting hot’ issue rather than getting healthy. For instance, I love the philosophy of the women from ‘My Big Fat Fabulous Life’ where she talks about making lifestyle changes to be healthy, of which a side effect is weight loss. (I say philosophy because…

The only hungover workout I’ve ever done is kayaking the morning after a big lash. I mean, I haven’t done that in ages, but in university it tends to happen on big weekend trips where we all get super drunk and have to get up in the morning (although we often run super late). Of course, jumping into a river in a tiny…

That’s why this dude who mailed himself from Australia to the UK was lucky to be alive after his box was stacked upside-down!

Or at least make it that ALL students need to wear non-white shirts over swimsuits. (I can’t tell from the original comment whether or not boys were required to wear shirts that could be white, or not have to wear shirts at all.)