That entire university is a longitudinal study.

The NCAA also gave a conditional thumbs up to Duke’s Caucasian-American Studies department/Basketball team.

This is the only correct take, provided it leads to people no longer playing football.

Stop.

Are you trying to take my drivers license??

At what point do you admit that letting someone whose brain was so injured he weeped uncontrollably for hours probably shouldn’t be doing things where he’s likely to injure his brain?

Sorry, what were you saying?

The Youpi curse continues, here thinking what most fans were in DC at 12:30am on a Thursday night

If only that thing hated Trump, then we’d be in business.

....Or at least don’t sit in the upper level. With all the alcohol consumption, it doesn’t take much for something flare up.

Hillary Swank? Really? I mean, his form wasn’t that good, but OK...

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“It took four hours and 37 minutes.”

I am so very very sorry for this. I truly am, it is not what I want to do. But..

As a Dodger fan with memories of Howie Kendrick flailing hopelessly at Jeurys Familia junk to end the Dodgers season forever seared into the deepest parts of my mind, I can say that Howie may not be the ideal option to go to with a season on the line.

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

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This is pretty much self-evident. I think it was a Pew study that showed that people almost always choose their political affiliation over their religion. In other words, if they get a new pastor or spiritual leader who disagrees with their politics, they’ll leave the church before they’ll switch their party and in…