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I ran into a Mets fan at a bar in KC today. Poor guy was here for game 6/7. He said the refund of his tickets paid for the trip at least. Got a round for us. Good guy.

Close-ups reveal those are still all KU shirts.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the Royals celebration and shift focus back to tonight’s Game 6?? As a Mets fan, I really think that deGrom is going to dominate and the offense will chase Cueto early.

R.I.P. Stephen Strasburg’s right arm, 1988-Sometime in the Fall of 2016

Really dude? So you grew up in South Carolina. So you know what it’s like to have your wife raped, your children sold and taken away from you? To be treated as a commodity. Wow! Life in South Carolina is a lot worse than I ever imagined. I don’t think you begin to know what slavery is like. Personally, I can’t even

I grew up on a street named “Jefferson,” so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute penning a nation’s founding document. Hurrrrrrr.

Steve Williams served as Tiger Woods’ caddy from 1999 to 2011 ... [and] recently wrote a book called “Out Of The Rough” about his time with Tiger.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Perhaps. But it’s been proven that even in cases in which women work as many or more hours then men, they’re still expected to do the housework.

Not really.

I don’t feel sorry for the prick. If he’d ever done anything to try to rehab his image or atone for betting on baseball, that would be one thing. But he didn’t.

If you want to take a crack at Rose there’s definitely not any shortage of material, but I just feel sad for the guy. Who knows, this appearance could be to pay off debts with Mandalay Bay and he had to choose between being in the booth collecting a check and keeping both legs. Maybe it’s for publicity so he can still

Probably about 10 years back, I was a hot mess too. I hooked up with some guy—when I got to his apartment, he was doing lines and trying to convert segments of interviews he’d given on FOX News from VHS to DVD (not kidding). He claimed to be an entertainment lawyer and to also be the owner of a bar in midtown.

Holy shit.

I guess you’re just going to have to...

Almost as many laterals on that play as Miami had penalties

In his defense, he only expects to see Lee Corso once a week.

Fuck, you sound like the local fucking police. Look, there’s no damned sign saying there’s an age limit on the god damned PlayPlace!

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

His hometown friend’s family sent out the tweets announcing the passing away. And they even said in them, don’t tell Edinson, because he’ll be too emotional. That’s how people found out. And it was his wife who made the decision not to tell him, so why don’t you go and crucify her. Take your faux outrage elsewhere.